- There is no way I masturbate more than the BK. He told me that it's a twice daily habit for him. I'm too old for that nonsense, I'm not a teenager anymore.

- There might be a new number one on the ridiculous purchases list because yesterday I went to Wal-Mart and bought only a case of Beast Light.

- I feel like I've missed some of the Super Bowl hype because I don't have cable. I know that people are sick of it, but I could use a little more hype. I need to know everything that's going on before the Steelers play in the Super Bowl.

- BK doesn't know where he wants to watch the game because he gets mad at people. My reason is entirely different: I think I might cry, whether the Steelers win or lose. I got a little dusty reading Bill Simmons write about JB getting the trophy from Cowher. I also got a little dusty at work at an award's ceremony on Friday because a woman who had worked at Geico for 9 years finally made it to the top level of sales where they are awarded with sweet bonuses. (this year: trip to Vegas) She gave her supervisor a 45 second hug and I got a little weepy. I think I might be menstrating.

- Penis jokes have just been replaced with vagina jokes.

- I'm badly in need of some college hoops viewing, if only to get my bearings for MM.

- BK made me a little sad complaining about Bank of America the last couple days because when I moved here, I opened a Bank of America account on his recommendation.

- The last 2 times I've lived with one roommate, it has been BK and Tastykake. I'm actually not sure which one of the 2 is dirtier, but when I'm far and away the cleanest roommate, there is a buit of a problem.

- BK and I decided to share groceries, which actually means that BK will eat anything I buy that can be microwaved in 3 minutes or less. He's not really high on any food that takes more than 3 minutes to prepare. I think he absolutely needs instant gratification. Also, I just read an article that a reliance on instant gratification is a sign of someone being a closet gay. I'm not surprised.

- I'm playing in a poker tournament all day tomorrow before the Super Bowl. This sounds like just about the best day possible to me.

- I'm planning on getting very drunk tonight to reduce my temptation to drink during poker/ the Super Bowl. For some reason, this seems like the best course of action to me.

- I fucked up, that entire post was supposed to go to another place but you can't be logged into 2 xanga names at the same time.

- That post will be my first at the new 2-man xanga site: http://www.xanga.com/kenny_n_will

- I'm not sure if I'm going to keep posting here or if I'm only going to write on the other site. I'm sure that none of my 17 adoring fans will mind checking both sites. I know for a fact that the Baumer is going to check them both hourly.

- I've got an exam to become a licensed insurance agent tomorrow and I'm much more worried about the Super Bowl than I am about the exam.

- After a 3 week dance with the post office, I think we may finally be getting mail service tomorrow. I've had a debit card and box of checks that represent most of my wealth in the box for about 2 of those weeks. BK is still getting mail delivered to his old address.

- I'll be a stronger force on that list starting about 3 minutes after I get that debit card and buy a couple oatmeal pies and a bottle of Wild Irish Rose at the Shell down the block to celebrate my passing the test/ drown my sorrows because I failed.

- Because of the timing of the test and the Super Bowl, my first 2 days in my official department at Geico could possibly both be some serious hangover days. I don't think that's what gets you promoted.

- At lunch today, I was talking to one of the kids in my program about getting drunk since I basically have nothing else to talk about in my life. I mean I live in a communication driven society and I don't have the internet or cable, so basically at lunch, I rehash how awesome my college days with another kid. This is probably also not a very good way to make a good impression with my colleagues, but I digress. One of the girls in my program said, "People like that was the reason I hated college." I couldn't understand this statement in the least. First of all, I can't think of anyone we bothered too much during by partying better than anyone. The only person I could really think of was Jerry Heater, Dopson's freshman year roommate, and from what I've heard a big fan of my xanga site. I actually think we might have bothered him less when we were drinking though because it meant we weren't in his room watching Match Game and Shipmates while he tried to study/sleep. I guess there was a couple people whose floors I puked on, but they were drinking too. And also, I'm sure we bother a lot of girls who haven't had enough beerz to find us attractive, but they are probably drinking too. So I don't really understand what this girls was talking about.

- I'm wondering how people are going to know if I made a post or if it was the BK. Will we label them somehow, will people go by tone, or when I mention the BK and he mentions N-U-G-Z, will you assume that we haven't become awful enough to write in the third person all the time. Yet.

- I may have come up with a counter to BK's classic rap message left on my voicemail which went:

"YO Nugz, it's the BK

I'm the best damn rapper in the USA

All the party people say 'Hey-ey'"

Mine goes:

"Yo BK, it's the N-U-G-Z (you have to read the letters, but this aside is not part of the rap)

I drop the hottest fucking rhymes that you'll ever see

All the fly ladies on the block tryin to holla at me"

It could use some work.

- This is the reason it really sucks to not have the Internet: I guarantee these ramblings would have been 200% better had I been able to type them Saturday night when I was coming up with them. Now I just have some scribbled notes on paper that say stuff like, "Ice looks different in gin than it does in rum." Also, I was drinking gin at the time.

- If you are eating a bowl of Spaghetti O's, (I know they are just ketchup and noodles but I love them) there is a point in time where you have to stop reading or watching TV or whatever you are doing and just concentrate on the O's. It's the point where the bowl is getting too empty and you have to scrape them into a little spot before trying to scoop them up. I think this is also pretty true of soup and I'd assume cereal also, but I don't eat cereal.

- I do it cereal, just not with milk on it. I felt a large backlash of cereal supporters coming on right there.

- The black guy who makes the solitary appearance at the record store in High Fidelity is also the black guy from Swingers and Mr. Turner's friend Eli from BMW. Classic that guy.

- Because I have a man crush on Jason Mulgrew, I knew that when I saw that there was a Chipotle in Fredericksburg that I was going to have to try a burrito from there. Then, I'm reading USA Today (I'm aware that it's for 5th graders but I need some national sports news and the Fredericksburg paper isn't doing it for me) and I see that Chipotle's IPO opened higher than it was supposed to and then doubled in price. Those must be some pretty fucking good burritos.

- Shawshank Redemption is my favorite movie and so naturally I think Tim Robbins is awesome. When he shows up with the pony tail in High Fidelity, I realize that aside from Shawshank and Bull Durham, he pretty much just makes cameos. Not a very immpressive resume. Although, I once laughed so hard at Nothing to Lose that it caused me to say fuck in front of my mother for the first time which was a magical moment.

- Friends, I appreciate the xanga feedback. It's what keeps me going. I do it for the fans.

- I should probably actually start reading the Washington Post to get a little Kornheiser and Wilbon in my life.

- BK informed me that Lisa Loeb has a reality dating show on E. I heard her on a radio interview this morning promoting her show and her greatest hits cd. I was just wondering if she was aware that "Stay" was her only hit. Great song, and I love the fake glasses look she was working with back in the day, but she should probably cool it with the greatest hits album. When she was talking about it, she talked about how she wanted to make a great hits album like James Taylor. I'm thinking if James Taylor heard this, his response would probably be something along the lines of, "Lisa Loeb needs to keep my name out her mouth."